“Mrs. James?” said Pansy.
“Hmm?” was the absent-minded replied. They were all sitting at the dining table, knitting. The girls were making simple squares for bean-bags, which they would stuff with dried beans, then use for playing catch. A game for two.
“Next, can we make something to play with Mullins?”
“I could teach you how to crochet a simple chain. That would give you a string for him to chase. He likes that, as we well know.”
“Especially underneath doors.” agreed Pansy. “If you hide on one side of the door and push the string under to the other side of the door, then he really chases it!”
“Do you know how many cats there are in our building?” wondered Poppy.
“We don’t keep track of them, the same as we do the residents, so I’m not sure. Mullins, Oblio, and Sticks, you already know. The Cabots have two – Bona and Vista. Gervase might know a few more. I’m guessing there may be others.”
“Maybe we should put a string under every front door and wait and see if there’s a cat there…” suggested Pansy.
And what about dogs?” continued Poppy.
“Once again, no list. There’s Rosie, and Pocano…”
“Wait, did you just say Pinocchio?” queried Poppy.
“No, not Pinocchio.” Mrs. James had been reading that story to the girls. “Pocano is a bloodhound type dog, I believe….” She was interrupted by a knock at the door, then a voice quietly stating, “It’s Earnest, Mrs James.”
“Ah, Mr. Arbuthnot. Go open the door, would you please Lee?”
“Hello, everyone” he addressed the group. “All busy, I see.”
“Oh, Mr. Arbuthnot, Mrs. James said you know a lot of games. For kids I mean, not cats.” ventured Poppy. “We’re going to make some strings for cat toys but we want you to tell us some others we can play ourselves. Please.” she remembered to add.
“Yes, well let me see. One of my favorites is a card game but it takes a special deck and I haven’t had one since I moved here. But…it seems to me that you might be able to make your own deck.”
“We like to draw…our mother used to help us with drawing.” supplied Pansy. “What’s the game?”
“It’s called Happy Families. It’s somewhat like a Go Fish card game, but it’s a lot trickier. It combines tongue twisters with remembering the rules of speaking the words, and with etiquette, which I see you already practice.” He nodded approvingly at Poppy.
Mrs. James asked, “What would we need to make a deck?”
“You need the regular number of cards, that is 52, or thirteen sets of four cards each. Each set of four cards is a family; a father – called a Mr., a wife – called a Mrs., a son – called a Master, and a daughter – called a Miss. Each father is named by his occupation. You could have Mr. Brick, the Builder, for example. His wife becomes Mrs. Brick, the Builder’s wife, the son Master Brick, the Builder’s son. And what would the daughter be then?”
Pansy blurted out, “Miss Brick, the Builder’s daughter.”
“Well done. You’ve got it in one.” beamed Mr. Arbuthnot. “The object of the game is to collect all four members of each family by asking the other players for the cards you are missing in your hand. But, and this is important, you must follow exactly the correct way of asking for a card, or you forfeit your turn. The fun comes in trying to say the names quickly while remembering the rules of asking and replying. So, what you must draw”, he said, turning to Mrs. James, “is the side of the card that shows the family members, however you wish to do that. Up in the top left corner of the card, so it’s visible as you hold the cards in your hands to play.”
“I suppose some light cardboard would do” considered Mrs. James, “and we could wax paper the cards, like one does autumn leaves, to make them easier to handle.”
“Mrs. James said she has a list of the people here.” Poppy said. “But not the dogs and cats.” Pansy added in a disappointed tone.
“Could we use the POP’s families?” asked Lee.
“Well, I don’t see why not. It would be a good way for you to learn their names. It is a bit old-fashioned, because you must start with the father who is working, not the wife, but it is just a game. What do you say, Mrs. James?”
“If you play with us and show us how it’s done, I’m sure we’d be delighted.”
Lee said, “Let’s make a list of who we know and what they do.” A list emerged, complete with occupations, with a little help from the grown-ups.
1 – Mr. Arbuthnot, the Curator
2 – Mr. Richard, the Concierge
3 – Mr. Mendel, the Coach
4 – Mr. James, the Radio Repairman
5 – Mr. Pardoe, the Past President
6 – Mr. Knopupik, the Journalist
7 – Mr. Steinhardt, the Philanthropist
8 – Mr. Hazell, the Wholesaler
9 – Mr. Cabot, the Importer
10 – Mr. Karon, the Ferryman
11 – Mr. Benjamin, the Deli Owner
“We’re two short, Mrs. James. Did Mr. James really fix radios?” asked Lee.
“It wasn’t his main job, no. He did have a workshop in the basement though, with an area stairs entrance for his customers. I just thought it would be a lovely tongue-twister. How about including Miss Doyle and making her a man instead? After all, she does tease other people about their names. We could call her Mr. Doyle, the Motivational Speaker.”
“That’s way too hard to say.” came the complaint.
“How about just Cheerleader?” suggested Mr. Arbuthnot. “Good. 12 – Mr. Doyle, the Cheerleader. Now one more name. Quite a collection of people so far. Interesting, just like this building.”
“How about Mr. R.M., the RealtorMan? He sold me this unit and I see him around here sometimes.”
“That is an easy one…let’s do it!” said Lee, and wrote it on the list before anyone could object. 13 – Mr. R.M., the RealtorMan
“OK, so what’s next?” Lee inquired.
“Think of a drawing for each occupation. An example might be a yard sign for Mr. R.M. Maybe each of you take a few families. Draw the picture four times, once on each card for that family. The add on the names. That’s about it.”
“Tell us those rules before you go, please, so we can practice.”
“It will make more sense when we actually play, and we will play very slowly at first. It goes something like this, after the cards are dealt out. We’ll assume there are two players to begin. Player 1 must already have one member of the family he asks about in his hand. Let’s say he has the Mr. R.M. the RealtorMan card and will try to collect the rest of that family. Player 1 asks Player 2: “Have you Miss R. M., the RealtorMan’s daughter?””
They were all still listening, so he continued,”If Player 2 has the card he must give it to Player 1 and Player 1 must say,” Thank you.” As long as he is collecting a card, then he can ask again, for example, “And have you Mrs. R.M. the Realtorman’s wife?“ And so on, Player 1 keeps asking until Player 2 doesn’t hold the requested card. If Player 2 does not have the card, he replies: “Not at home.” In this case, Player 1 picks up a new card. The turn passes to Player 2.”
“Player 2 asks Player 1, “Have you Mrs. Karon, the Ferryman’s Wife?” and so on, until all the cards are picked up. On your turn, if you have collected a complete family of four, you lay those cards down and say “That’s the so and so family.””
“Oh, we don’t have the So-and-So’s on our list, do we?” joked Lee.